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In the distant future of 2013 Northern Cyprus is the last country on Earth to join the Neo New World Order (NNWO). The first act of this Neo New World Government is to buy Australia, relocate its population, and turn the former penal colony into...

 SUPERPRISON. 

 Prisoners from all over the world are now sent to SUPERPRISON for both violent and nonviolent crimes, both real and imagined. Prisoners are sponsored by the largest companies in the solar system to participate in the greatest reality show of all time. Recorded 24/7 by hidden cameras, prisoners kill each other for weapons, pornography, food, and precious water. 

 PLAYERS: YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. YOU ARE VIOLENCE. YOU ARE FRESH MEAT. WELCOME TO HELL, FISH- PREPARE FOR YOUR HOE CHECK. 

Oops, All Tables™!

Everything in this game is rolled on TABLES. Pretty neat huh? Its kinda our thing.

Try out our system by rolling on the exclusive SUPERPRISON STORE PAGE TABLE!

d8	SUPERPRISON STORE PAGE TABLE
1.	Close out of this page IMMEDATELY. Never return.
2.	Run out to the gas station and buy a yummy Zoomy Cola. Mmm mm, tastes good!
3.	Learn how to do the Griddy to impress your girlfriend's son. Roll a d4 to see how it goes.
1)	Snafu! You trip and fall busting your lip on your girlfriend's coffee table. She asks if you're okay. "I'm fine," you say, spitting out blood. "No, you're going to need stitches." "No, really I'm fine." You get blood on your recently thrifted vintage gangster Tweety bird shirt, worn ironically. The dog loudly barks, Jimmy is laughing at your punk ass, you're getting dizzy, there's a heavy knock on the door. Its Todd, your girlfriend's ex. He's here to pick up Jimmy. He seems concerned for you. He gets you an ice pack and drives you to the doctors to get stitches. He buys you an ice cream.
2)	You gangly uncoordinated dork, you can't even do this simple move. You have zero rizz and no aura.
3)	You did it! Too bad Jimmy was watching reels on his phone. Roll a d6 to see what video Jimmy is watching. 1). Funni monkey 2). "The Green Book" Movie clip part 32 3). Cartel execution 4). Extremist propaganda 5). Glizzy overload!!! 6). 30 second clip explaining the 2nd law of thermodynamics. He's rather knowledgeable on matters of Entropy.
4)	Jimmy laughs, but he can tell you're trying. You bond over a game of SUPERPRISON and three months later you propose to his mother and he calls you 'dad' for the first time.
4.	You decide your money would be better spent on an epic Chunkopop!
5.	Take your dad out for lunch.
6.	Roll twice more and combine the results
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